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ILLICIT Dawg Lemons

Born from a cross between the Lemon Tree and Stardawg strains, Dawg Lemons showcases wavy forest-green leaves. Despite its dark leaves, this strain takes on a lime-green hue thanks to the abundance of golden trichome hairs blanketing its buds.

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ILLICIT Dr. Funkenstein

Dr. Funkenstein, also known as “Dr. Funk,” is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Royal King Seeds. Born from the legendary union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush, this strain captures the best qualities of its renowned parentage. Dr. Funkenstein offers a flavorful journey that delights the palate with a blend of sweet berry notes and earthy sharpness, reflecting its rich genetic heritage.

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ILLICIT Bruce Banner | 5pk Pre-Roll

Bruce Banner is a potent hybrid strain expertly crafted by Dark Horse Genetics, born from the powerful cross of OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel. This homage to the comic book legend delivers a dynamic experience that could transform even the most reserved individual into a lively and energetic persona. With its Sativa-dominant genes, Bruce Banner offers a substantial dose of THC, providing an intensely euphoric head high combined with a boost in creativity and overall mood.

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ILLICIT Dr. Funkenstein | Popcorn

Dr. Funkenstein, also known as “Dr. Funk,” is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Royal King Seeds. Born from the legendary union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush, this strain captures the best qualities of its renowned parentage. Dr. Funkenstein offers a flavorful journey that delights the palate with a blend of sweet berry notes and earthy sharpness, reflecting its rich genetic heritage.

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Garden Greens Headshot | 5pk Pre-Roll

Aim high with Garden Greens Headshot, a 3.5g hybrid flower that blends bold flavor with balanced effects. These frosty buds release a sweet, fruity aroma with earthy gas and subtle spice, delivering smooth, flavorful smoke every time.

As a hybrid, Headshot strikes the perfect balance—expect an uplifting cerebral buzz paired with a relaxing body calm, making it versatile enough for both daytime sessions and evening unwinding.

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Test Kitchen Fruit Stand | 5pk Pre-Roll

Fruit Stand, a captivating hybrid strain thats originates from the unique combination of Gelonade and Zangria, presents a delectable aroma that masterfully blends rich scents of tropical fruits with the sweet taste of rainbow candy. This is delightfully complemented by subtle yet distinct hints of citrus. Best enjoyed for any time of day, Fruit Stand is renowned for its ability to induce a sense of relaxation and euphoria.If you’re looking to start your day with a smile or wind down in blissful serenity, Fruit Stand offers a versatile and richly rewarding experience.

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Garden Greens Perle di Sole | 5pk Pre-Roll

The strain Perle di Sole by Garden Greens presents with densely packed, pear-sized nugs that glisten under light thanks to a heavy coating of frosty trichomes—giving the buds an almost crystalline appearance surrounded by deep forest-green leaves and subtle amber pistils. On first smell, it opens with a bright, zesty citrus punch—think freshly peeled lemon and lime zest—with soothing herbal undertones and a faint waft of sweet mint that grounds the brightness. When smoked, the flavor mirrors the aroma: an initial surge of tart lemon-lime evolves into a smooth, candy-sweet finish, with a subtle hint of minty chill leaving the palate clean and refreshing.

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Garden Greens 24k | 5pk Pre-Roll

24k Gold, also known as “24k,” is a potent hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Kosher Kush with Tangie. This strain provides euphoric and relaxing effects that leave the consumer in a happy state of mind. 24k Gold offers a sweet critrus flavor when smoked or vaped. Medical marijuana patients choose 24k Gold to relieve symptoms associated with stress, anxiety, and depression.

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Pete’s Farmstand Princess Cut | Small Buds

To begin with, one of the most striking features of the Princess Cut strain is its captivating aroma and flavor. As soon as you break apart its dense, starry trichome-covered buds, the scent immediately catches your attention with its sophistication.
At first, the aroma greets you with subtle hints of vanilla and caramel candy. However, once the buds are fully broken apart, these delicate scents intensify, filling the air with sugary, creamy notes that are hard to resist.

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Pete’s Farmstand Headi OG | Ready to Roll

This Headi OG pre-roll delivers the unmistakable punch of classic OG genetics, tightly rolled for a clean, even burn. Known for its dense structure and sharp terpene profile, Headi OG leans into deep earth, pine, and lemon zest on the nose, with a background of diesel and kushy spice. The flavor is bold and traditional — a smooth, gassy inhale followed by lingering notes of citrus rind and herbal funk. Ideal for those who appreciate old-school OG character.

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