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ILLICIT Smokos | 5pk Diamond Infused Pre-Roll

Diamond Infused Prerolls from Illicit’s premium strain selection offer a potent and convenient option for cannabis enthusiasts seeking high cannabinoid concentrations. Available in 1-pack, 2-pack, and 5-pack formats, these prerolls are infused for enhanced potency. Crafted from quality-grown flower rich in terpenes, these prerolls provide a flavorful and satisfying experience on the go or at home. Ideal for those who prefer a ready-to-use product, these prerolls are perfect for immediate enjoyment or sharing with friends.

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RYTHM GMO | Cartridge

Full Spectrum Vape provides heavy-hitting potency, flavor, and value. Our Full Spectrum formula is a high-terpene extract oil that’s all about preserving and elevating the natural flavor and aroma profiles of our strains. Full Spectrum captures and amplifies terps, delivering a powerful, smooth-hitting experience that stays true to the plant-just as our growers intended.

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RYTHM Couch Crasher | Cartridge

Full Spectrum Vape provides heavy-hitting potency, flavor, and value. Our Full Spectrum formula is a high-terpene extract oil that’s all about preserving and elevating the natural flavor and aroma profiles of our strains. Full Spectrum captures and amplifies terps, delivering a powerful, smooth-hitting experience that stays true to the plant-just as our growers intended.

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RYTHM Jack Herer | Cartridge

Full Spectrum Vape provides heavy-hitting potency, flavor, and value. Our Full Spectrum formula is a high-terpene extract oil that’s all about preserving and elevating the natural flavor and aroma profiles of our strains. Full Spectrum captures and amplifies terps, delivering a powerful, smooth-hitting experience that stays true to the plant-just as our growers intended.

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ILLICIT Dr. Funkenstein | 5pk Pre-Roll

Dr. Funkenstein, also known as “Dr. Funk,” is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Royal King Seeds. Born from the legendary union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush, this strain captures the best qualities of its renowned parentage. Dr. Funkenstein offers a flavorful journey that delights the palate with a blend of sweet berry notes and earthy sharpness, reflecting its rich genetic heritage.

The strain’s primary terpene profile includes Myrcene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Myrcene enhances the sweet, fruity aroma and promotes a sense of relaxation. Pinene introduces subtle pine undertones that can uplift and refresh the senses, while Caryophyllene adds a spicy hint that elevates the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in a flavor profile featuring berry, blueberry, cheesy, and sweet notes that make each encounter with Dr. Funkenstein uniquely enjoyable.

Dr. Funkenstein is celebrated for inducing a multifaceted experience that pleasantly envelops both mind and body. Users often report an onset of euphoria and cerebral stimulation, fostering feelings of happiness and creativity. As the journey continues, it gradually transitions into a powerful body sensation that promotes deep relaxation and a laid-back state. This progression may lead to increased appetite and a gentle inclination toward introspection, accompanied by a soothing, sleepy feeling. Drawing from its Blueberry and Bubba Kush lineage, Dr. Funkenstein offers a well-rounded experience that balances uplifting mental effects with calming physical relaxation.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Blueberry] x [Bubba Kush]
Breeder: Royal King Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Hungry, Sleepy, Euphoric
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Cheesy, Sweet, Earthy

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ILLICIT Hybrid Diamond Infused Smokos Pre-Rolls .5g 2-Pack

Diamond Infused Prerolls from Illicit’s premium strain selection offer a potent and convenient option for cannabis enthusiasts seeking high cannabinoid concentrations. Available in 1-pack, 2-pack, and 5-pack formats, these prerolls are infused for enhanced potency. Crafted from quality-grown flower rich in terpenes, these prerolls provide a flavorful and satisfying experience on the go or at home. Ideal for those who prefer a ready-to-use product, these prerolls are perfect for immediate enjoyment or sharing with friends.

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ILLICIT Dr. Funkenstein | 2pk Pre-Roll

Dr. Funkenstein, also known as “Dr. Funk,” is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Royal King Seeds. Born from the legendary union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush, this strain captures the best qualities of its renowned parentage. Dr. Funkenstein offers a flavorful journey that delights the palate with a blend of sweet berry notes and earthy sharpness, reflecting its rich genetic heritage.

The strain’s primary terpene profile includes Myrcene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Myrcene enhances the sweet, fruity aroma and promotes a sense of relaxation. Pinene introduces subtle pine undertones that can uplift and refresh the senses, while Caryophyllene adds a spicy hint that elevates the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in a flavor profile featuring berry, blueberry, cheesy, and sweet notes that make each encounter with Dr. Funkenstein uniquely enjoyable.

Dr. Funkenstein is celebrated for inducing a multifaceted experience that pleasantly envelops both mind and body. Users often report an onset of euphoria and cerebral stimulation, fostering feelings of happiness and creativity. As the journey continues, it gradually transitions into a powerful body sensation that promotes deep relaxation and a laid-back state. This progression may lead to increased appetite and a gentle inclination toward introspection, accompanied by a soothing, sleepy feeling. Drawing from its Blueberry and Bubba Kush lineage, Dr. Funkenstein offers a well-rounded experience that balances uplifting mental effects with calming physical relaxation.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Blueberry] x [Bubba Kush]
Breeder: Royal King Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Hungry, Sleepy, Euphoric
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Cheesy, Sweet, Earthy

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RYTHM Bananaconda | Cartridge

Full Spectrum Vape provides heavy-hitting potency, flavor, and value. Our Full Spectrum formula is a high-terpene extract oil that’s all about preserving and elevating the natural flavor and aroma profiles of our strains. Full Spectrum captures and amplifies terps, delivering a powerful, smooth-hitting experience that stays true to the plant-just as our growers intended.

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