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Goodies Fantasy Melon

Fantasy Melon is a balanced hybrid cannabis strain created by crossing Tropical Fantasy and Watermelon Zkittlez, blending the tropical intensity of the former with the candy-sweet, fruity relaxation of the latter. The result is a strain bursting with juicy melon flavor layered with hints of honeydew, citrus, and subtle earthy undertones. Its aroma is equally inviting—sweet, fresh, and slightly tangy—making it a vibrant choice for any occasion. Fantasy Melon delivers an uplifting, euphoric high that sparks creativity and focus, followed by a gentle, soothing calm that eases tension without sedation, making it ideal for both productive days and relaxed evenings.

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Valhalla Passionfruit Plum | 10pk 100mg

Valhalla’s Passionfruit Plum Fast Acting Edibles are a tropical-inspired gummy designed to deliver both bold flavor and quick, predictable effects. Crafted by Valhalla Confections, these edibles combine juicy passionfruit with rich, slightly tart plum notes, creating a sweet-and-tangy fruit profile that masks the cannabis taste while still feeling natural and vibrant. The flavor is layered—bright tropical citrus on the front end with a deeper stone-fruit finish that lingers pleasantly.

What sets these gummies apart is their fast-acting formulation. Like other Valhalla products, they use advanced infusion techniques that allow cannabinoids to absorb more efficiently, meaning effects typically begin sooner than traditional edibles. Consumers often report a gradual but noticeable onset that starts with a light cerebral lift, followed by a calming body relaxation that can ease stress, tension, and mental clutter without feeling overly sedating at lower doses.

The experience tends to be smooth, making them suitable for both winding down after a long day and enhancing low-key social or creative moments. At higher doses, the effects can become more deeply relaxing and couch-friendly. Consistency is a key hallmark of Valhalla products, and these Passionfruit Plum gummies are designed for reliable dosing, predictable onset, and a balanced hybrid-style edible experience that blends flavor-forward enjoyment with steady, long-lasting effects.

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Goodies Hashburger

Hashburger is an indica-dominant hybrid from Skunk House Genetics that brings Han Solo Hash Plant and Double Burger genetics together. Diesel fuel hits first, followed by sharp garlic before finishing with spicy hash on the exhale.

Effects tend to come on heavy—deep body relaxation with a hazy mental fog that settles in and stays. Many reach for this one when the day’s over and it’s time to shut it down, though everyone’s ride is unique. The Han Solo Hash Plant side brings that classic hash heaviness, while Double Burger adds its own pungent, funky character.

Works for those who want bold, savory flavors with serious nighttime weight.

Suggested activity: Good for late-night munchies or when you’re ready to zone out completely.

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Fresh Animal Face x Kush Mints | Single Pre-Roll

Our second place High Times Cup winner, this ridiculously classic breed brings you back to that ‘first time high’. This bright-yellow-green with bluish-highlights, sativa dominant hybrid super bud bred from Animal Face and Kush Mints brings you the mood enhancement and contemplative feel of Animal Face and levels its headiness with the Kush Mints euphoric body-buzz. A pine and grassy nose finishes with smooth notes of sweetness giving you a potent mix of both worlds that is destined to have you contemplating cloud formations in the sky and the clouds coming from your pipe.

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Goodies Black Maple 22

Black Maple 22 is a rich, indulgent hybrid strain that delivers a perfectly balanced high with strong body relaxation and a calm, euphoric mental state. Known for its deep, earthy aroma layered with sweet maple syrup and subtle hints of spice, this cultivar is a sensory experience from start to finish. The buds are dense, dark, and frosty—showcasing purple hues and a thick trichome coating.

On the inhale, you’ll taste a smooth blend of woodsy sweetness and a touch of herbal funk, making it ideal for evening use or winding down after a long day. With THC levels often reaching into the high 20s, Black Maple 22 offers strong, soothing effects that may help with stress, insomnia, or mild physical discomfort.

Whether you’re looking to relax at home, get into a creative flow, or just enjoy a flavorful session, this strain brings a luxurious feel to the experience. A must-try for connoisseurs and newcomers alike.

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Goodies Fantasy Melon

Fantasy Melon is a balanced hybrid cannabis strain created by crossing Tropical Fantasy and Watermelon Zkittlez, blending the tropical intensity of the former with the candy-sweet, fruity relaxation of the latter. The result is a strain bursting with juicy melon flavor layered with hints of honeydew, citrus, and subtle earthy undertones. Its aroma is equally inviting—sweet, fresh, and slightly tangy—making it a vibrant choice for any occasion. Fantasy Melon delivers an uplifting, euphoric high that sparks creativity and focus, followed by a gentle, soothing calm that eases tension without sedation, making it ideal for both productive days and relaxed evenings.

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Fresh Newportz

It is an indica-dominant hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Fire OG with Triangle Kush and Girl Scout Cookies. This strain produces quick-hitting effects that will make you feel buzzy, relaxed and cerebral.

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Fresh Gary x MAC

“Gary x MAC” is an intriguing hybrid cannabis strain that marries the best traits of Gary Payton and Miracle Alien Cookies (MAC). Known for its balanced effects, this strain offers a unique blend of cerebral euphoria and physical relaxation. Its aroma is a captivating mix of earthy and floral notes with hints of citrus and spice. Ideal for both daytime and evening use, Gary x MAC is perfect for users seeking relief from stress, anxiety, and chronic pain while still enjoying a clear-headed and uplifting experience.

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Fresh Chem de la Chem | 3.5g

Chem de la Chem, a sativa cannabis strain, is crafted through the crossing of Chemdog and i95. This combination yields a sophisticated medley of sweet, creamy, and earthy flavors unique to Chem de la Chem. The consumption of this strain promises a traditional head high, fostering concentration and aiding in the accomplishment of daily tasks. Featuring dense, dark green buds adorned with brown and orange hairs, Chem de la Chem is a visually striking strain. Medical marijuana users opt for Chem de la Chem for its efficacy in alleviating pain and its capacity to enhance appetite.

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