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Tyson 2.0 GMO x Han Solo Burger | Mixed Buds

The cross of GMO x Han Solo Burger is commonly known as Donny Burger, a highly potent Indica-dominant hybrid strain (often cited as 50/50) known for its savory garlic, pine, and pungent diesel flavor. Bred from GMO Cookies and Han Solo Burger (GMO x Larry OG), it produces very dense buds, providing deep relaxation and euphoric, sleepy effects.

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Go2 Violet Vixen | Mixed Buds

Violet Vixen by GO2 is a striking, sativa-leaning hybrid with dense, rounded buds coated in a heavy layer of frosty trichomes and accented by deep green and violet hues with bright orange pistils. The aroma is a sweet and spicy mix of ripe grapes, fresh berries, and a light herbal funk with subtle floral undertones. Its flavor is just as vibrant, delivering juicy blueberry and grape candy notes on the inhale, followed by a soft floral-spice finish that lingers smoothly on the palate.

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ILLICIT Animal Star Cookies

As an Animal Cookies/Stardawg cross, Animal Star Cookies is a gentle yet powerful cannabis strain. This even hybrid both calms the body and uplifts the spirits. Low to moderate doses of Animal Star Cookies helps people relax and find themselves in a healthy state of emotional well-being.

Users report the strain is a good choice for relieving stress, anxiety, and depression. It is also believed to be effective in reducing pain, aiding digestion, and promoting rest.

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ILLICIT Bruce Banner | 2pk Pre-Roll

Bruce Banner is a potent hybrid strain expertly crafted by Dark Horse Genetics, born from the powerful cross of OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel. This homage to the comic book legend delivers a dynamic experience that could transform even the most reserved individual into a lively and energetic persona. With its Sativa-dominant genes, Bruce Banner offers a substantial dose of THC, providing an intensely euphoric head high combined with a boost in creativity and overall mood.

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ILLICIT Dawg Lemons

Born from a cross between the Lemon Tree and Stardawg strains, Dawg Lemons showcases wavy forest-green leaves. Despite its dark leaves, this strain takes on a lime-green hue thanks to the abundance of golden trichome hairs blanketing its buds.

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ILLICIT Dr. Funkenstein

Dr. Funkenstein, also known as “Dr. Funk,” is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Royal King Seeds. Born from the legendary union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush, this strain captures the best qualities of its renowned parentage. Dr. Funkenstein offers a flavorful journey that delights the palate with a blend of sweet berry notes and earthy sharpness, reflecting its rich genetic heritage.

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ILLICIT Bruce Banner | 5pk Pre-Roll

Bruce Banner is a potent hybrid strain expertly crafted by Dark Horse Genetics, born from the powerful cross of OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel. This homage to the comic book legend delivers a dynamic experience that could transform even the most reserved individual into a lively and energetic persona. With its Sativa-dominant genes, Bruce Banner offers a substantial dose of THC, providing an intensely euphoric head high combined with a boost in creativity and overall mood.

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ILLICIT Dr. Funkenstein | Popcorn

Dr. Funkenstein, also known as “Dr. Funk,” is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Royal King Seeds. Born from the legendary union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush, this strain captures the best qualities of its renowned parentage. Dr. Funkenstein offers a flavorful journey that delights the palate with a blend of sweet berry notes and earthy sharpness, reflecting its rich genetic heritage.

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Garden Greens Headshot | 5pk Pre-Roll

Aim high with Garden Greens Headshot, a 3.5g hybrid flower that blends bold flavor with balanced effects. These frosty buds release a sweet, fruity aroma with earthy gas and subtle spice, delivering smooth, flavorful smoke every time.

As a hybrid, Headshot strikes the perfect balance—expect an uplifting cerebral buzz paired with a relaxing body calm, making it versatile enough for both daytime sessions and evening unwinding.

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