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Niche Blue Nerdz

Blue Nerdz is a weed strain that combines Runtz and The Original Z. Blue Nerdz was bred by Global Genetics LA. Blue Nerds is not to be confused with Nerdz, which has an aka of the same name. A legacy strain with different parentage might also share the name. Naming conflicts broadly exist in cannabis, as no one group controls naming

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Niche Fatso

Fatso is a heavy-hitting indica-dominant strain that brings dense structure, loud aroma, and serious presence. The buds are chunky and resin-rich, often stinking up the jar with a deep mix of garlic, fuel, and earthy funk. There’s no mistaking Fatso’s scent—pungent, savory, and unapologetically loud.

The smoke is thick and gassy with a greasy finish, and the strain leans fully into its weight. Fatso tends to hit low and slow, making it a go-to for unwinding, zoning out, or ending the day on a heavy note. Bold, flavorful, and not for the faint of lung.

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Niche Ridgeline Lantz

Ridgeline Lantz is a hybrid from Ridgeline Farms that brings Green Lantern and Ridgeline Runtz genetics together. This strain delivers a balanced flavor profile—sweet candy notes that blend with fresh pine characteristics before finishing with slight vanilla undertones.

Effects might offer that smooth flow between mental energy and physical comfort. Many appreciate how this strain can work for different parts of the day, though everyone’s experience varies. The Green Lantern genetics contribute that uplifting foundation, while Ridgeline Runtz adds its own fruity sweetness to the combination.

This hybrid connects with those who want flavors that keep things interesting and effects that stay versatile. It’s got that mountain air vibe with some candy shop appeal—a strain that brings something clean and satisfying for those looking to find that perfect middle ground.

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Smalls Blue Nerdz I Smalls

Blue Nerdz is a weed strain that combines Runtz and The Original Z. Blue Nerds was bred by Global Genetics LA. Blue Nerds is not to be confused with Nerdz, which has an aka of the same name. A legacy strain with different parentage might also share the name. Naming conflicts broadly exist in cannabis, as no one group controls naming

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Niche Gumbo

Gumbo is a deeply relaxing indica-dominant strain known for its sweet, bubblegum-like aroma and soothing effects. With mysterious genetics and a cult following, Gumbo is all about flavor and chill. Its dense, sticky buds are rich in trichomes and give off notes of candy, earth, and a subtle herbal funk that lingers on the palate.

This strain is perfect for unwinding at the end of the day, delivering a heavy body high that melts away stress, tension, and anxiety. Expect a tranquil, couch-lock vibe that pairs well with movies, naps, or quiet evenings at home. Despite its sweetness, Gumbo packs a punch—best reserved for when you’ve got nothing on the agenda.

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The Botanist Lemon Cherry Gelato | 1g Disposable

Disposable vaporizers contain concentrated cannabis oil that is heated by an attached battery and inhaled. These products come charged and ready to go, and are not designed to be reused, refilled, or recharged. These products are often very potent and are designed to be consumed in 2-3 second puffs.

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Kind Tree Platinum Peaches | 2pk Infused Pre-Roll

Platinum Peaches combines the rich genetics of Platinum Kush Mints and Peach Pie, offering flavors of juicy peach, refreshing mint, and a hint of cream. With a sweet, earthy aroma and notes of peach, this strain delivers a smooth OG smoke that’s both satisfying and memorable. Its stunning pink and purple buds, covered in dense trichomes, make Platinum Peaches as beautiful as it is flavorful—ideal for those who crave minty peaches with a twist.

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