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niche. Yellow Mermaid

NICHE | Yellow Mermaid | Flower | 3.5g

Profile: Sweet, Tropical, Citrus, Floral
Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene

Niche Yellow Mermaid is a well-balanced hybrid known for its bright, tropical flavors with hints of citrus and floral undertones. This strain delivers a smooth and refreshing smoking experience, offering an uplifting mental buzz complemented by a calming body relaxation.

With dominant terpenes like limonene, myrcene, and caryophyllene, Yellow Mermaid enhances mood, boosts creativity, and relieves stress while maintaining a clear-headed effect. Perfect for socializing, light activities, or unwinding without heavy sedation, this 3.5G offering provides a flavorful and enjoyable cannabis experience.

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ILLICIT Dirty Taxi | 3.5g

Dirty Taxi is a potent hybrid strain expertly cultivated by Top Dawg Seeds, born from the cross of GMO and Chem D I95. This unique blend results in a powerful yet nuanced cannabis experience that leans towards inducing feelings of happiness, relaxation, and euphoria. Drawing from its rich lineage, Dirty Taxi offers a soothing journey that begins with a swift surge of euphoric energy, instilling motivation and focus before settling into a calm and uplifting state.

The strain’s complex flavor profile is characterized by earthy and pungent notes complemented by hints of citrus, pepper, and herbal spices. Its primary terpene profile—featuring Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Humulene, and Pinene—contributes to this distinctive taste and aroma. Limonene adds a bright citrus zest that uplifts the senses, while Myrcene brings earthy undertones that promote relaxation. Caryophyllene introduces a spicy peppery nuance, enhancing the overall depth of flavor. Humulene adds subtle herbal notes, and Pinene infuses a refreshing pine aroma, rounding out the sensory experience.

Dirty Taxi is renowned for its focused, energetic, and happy effects. Users often report an invigorating sensation that spreads throughout the body, prompting physical activity and elevating the mood. The uplifting qualities inherited from GMO and Chem D I95 combine to create a balanced high that keeps spirits elevated and the mind engaged. Whether aiming to boost creativity, enhance motivation, or simply indulge in a euphoric escape, Dirty Taxi offers a memorable and satisfying encounter that resonates with both the body and mind.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: GMO x Chem D I95
Breeder: Top Dawg Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Humulene, Pinene 
Top Reported Strain Effects: Focused, Energetic, Happy, Uplifting, Body-High
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Citrus, Pepper, Herbal

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Seed & Strain ST x WS | Dablicator

Sweet, smooth, and seriously effective. This 1g Dablicator from Seed & Strain blends the fruity punch of Strawnana with the refreshing chill of Watermelon Sorbet for a flavor-forward hybrid experience. Designed for easy, mess-free dosing, the Dablicator delivers full-spectrum oil with bold terpene expression and potent effects. Expect mellow vibes, a boost of euphoria, and a taste like a summer smoothie—perfect for dabs, bowls, or joints.

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Seed & Strain Sun Cake

Bask in the tranquil vibes of Sun Cake, a luxurious indica strain perfect for unwinding and recharging. With a rich flavor profile featuring sweet, cakey notes blended with hints of citrus and earthy undertones, Sun Cake delivers a smooth and indulgent smoking experience.

This strain’s calming effects ease the body into deep relaxation while soothing the mind, making it an excellent choice for evening use or lazy days. Whether you’re looking to melt away stress or simply enjoy a peaceful moment, Sun Cake offers the ultimate serene escape.

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The Lid Oxford Oreoz | 14g Pre-Ground

If you want high-testing, flavorful weed that is pre-ground and ready to roll – just pop The Lid! The Lid pre-ground flower comes in a convenient pop-top container with king size pre-roll papers so you are good to go as soon as you step out. Available in half ounces (Two-finger lid picture) and ounces (Four-finger lid picture) Share it with your friends or smoke it all yourself! Unlike some pre-grounds that are blends, The Lid flower is all strain-specific Indica, Sativa and Hybrid cannabis strains.

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Neptune’s Garden Nightmare Runtz

Nightmare Runtz is a sativa weed strain made from a genetic cross between White Runtz and Nightmare Cookies. It features flavors like earthy, sweet, and tropical. Known for its ability to help with stress, anxiety, and pain relief, it is popular among both recreational and medicinal users.

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Cookies London Pound Cake #75 | 1g Cartridge

London Pound Cake, also known as “Pound Cake”, is an indica-dominant weed strain made from a genetic cross between Sunset Sherbert and an unknown heavy-hitting indica. London Pound Cake is a potent and delicious strain that offers a smooth and relaxing high. Bred by Cookies, London Pound Cake combines the best of both parents, delivering a sweet and spicy flavor with a diesel and nutty undertone. The dominate terpene is myrcene.

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Ozone Animal Cake

Animal Cake (Sativa-Leaning Hybrid)
Lineage: Birthday Cake Ă— Animal Cookies
Feel energized and uplifted with Animal Cake — a sativa-leaning hybrid known for its smooth balance of mental stimulation and mood-boosting relaxation. With an average THC content of 21%, Animal Cake is a solid pick for beginner and intermediate consumers seeking a clear, giggly, and talkative high.
This strain delivers fast-acting effects that leave you feeling calm yet social, making it a go-to choice for daytime use, creative sessions, or social gatherings. Many users report relief from anxiety and depression, thanks to its mellow yet energizing nature.
Flavor & Aroma:
Vanilla Creaminess
Zesty Lemon Peel
Warm Peppery Finish
Common Effects:
Relaxed
Talkative
Giggly
Uplifted
Whether you’re lighting up to elevate your mood or unwind without heavy sedation, Animal Cake brings a sweet, citrusy twist to your cannabis experience.

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Rove Punch | .5g Cartridge

PUNCH • Sativa

The euphoria will settle in to the rest of your body while you savor its sweet fruit medley. Rove is pumped to offer this feisty sativa – good for managing stress, minor body aches, and nausea. Let Punch be the spark that lights the fire in your day, that brings the party to the people.

• Sweet
• Fruity
• Tropical

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Triple 7 Red Bullz

Red Bullz is a hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Grape Gas X White Runtz strains. Deliciously potent with all of the energy that you’ll find in your favorite like-named beverage, Red Bullz is a great choice for any wake-and-bake. The high hits you fast and hard, slamming into your brain with high-flying energy that will instantly get you out of bed or off of the couch. You’ll feel creative and infused with a sense of focus that activates your senses and helps you really get to work.

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Ozone Gorilla Chem OG | Single Pre-Roll

Want to enjoy a nice outing with friends? Gorilla Chem may be what you are looking for! This cultivar could impart feelings of energy and creativity, making it a great option for social gatherings. Prepare to be captivated by its distinct diesel, coffee, and pungent flavors, igniting your senses with each inhale.

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Niche Rainbow Sherbert

The Rainbow Sherbet strain is a lively, balanced hybrid (50:50 Indica: Sativa) created by crossing Champagne Kush and Blackberry strains. This unique combination delivers an exceptional experience, merging the finest attributes of both parents.

When smoked, you’ll feel an energetic rush that’s perfect for those moments when you need a little boost. It’s like your morning coffee but more fun. Then, as the high settles in, you’ll find yourself in a relaxed state of mind, ready to kick back and chill.

Think of it as the perfect way to transition from work mode to relaxation mode. Champagne Kush brings uplifting, happy vibes, while Blackberry adds a rich, fruity flavor and a smooth, calming finish. It’s a combo that’s hard to beat.

Ready to taste the rainbow? This rainbow sherbet strain review will explore all you need to know about this strain and what makes it so special.

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