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Catch a smooth grind with the 50mm Pokey Eye Grinder. Its fun Poké Ball-inspired look adds personality to your setup, while the compact 3-part design makes grinding and collecting flower quick and convenient. Easy to hold, store, and take on the go—perfect for fans and collectors. Cannabis not included.
Bring interdimensional style to your setup with this Rick & Morty Grinder. Standing 79mm tall, its easy-grip design provides smooth, efficient grinding while the colorful character artwork makes it a standout accessory. Available in assorted colors; color will be selected based on availability. Cannabis not included.
Keep your setup organized with the RAW Camouflage Metal Rolling Tray. Its large surface provides plenty of room for flower, papers, grinders, and accessories, while raised edges help contain loose material. Durable, easy to clean, and finished with RAW’s signature camouflage design—perfect for everyday sessions or sharing with friends. Accessories not included.
Upgrade your setup with the Zooted Premium 63mm Grinder in sleek silver. Its spacious 4-piece design delivers a smooth, consistent grind while the built-in screen separates fine material into the bottom collection chamber. Durable, easy to use, and sized for everyday sessions or sharing with friends. Cannabis not included.
Go big with the STR8 RYPR 75mm Aluminum Grinder. Its spacious 4-piece design handles more flower with fewer loads, while sharp teeth deliver a smooth, even grind. A built-in screen separates fine material into the bottom collection chamber for easy storage. Durable, efficient, and ideal for everyday use or group sessions. Cannabis not included.
Grinders with teeth that bite. Crafted from durable metal for everyday use.
•? ?Strong magnetic lid for secure, mess-free travel
•? ?Sharp metal teeth for effortless shredding
•? ?Fine pollen screen for smooth kief collection
•? ?Mini scraper included
•? ?Full 360° printed design
AOG is the flagship—built to represent everything Astro stands for. Loud, terpene-rich, and unmistakably potent, it delivers a smooth, flavorful smoke that lingers long after the session. Mega-dense buds disappear beneath a blanket of glistening trichomes, creating the kind of bag appeal that speaks for itself. Crafted without compromise, this is Astro in its purest form.
Through years of dedication and perseverance, they were able to create what we now know as Shnicks Shnacks.
The Local Skunk strain is a community-kept, Skunk-derived cultivar maintained by growers in a specific region. It is a stabilized cut descended from classic Skunk #1, adapted through selection to local climate, inputs, and market preferences. The strain is known for its signature skunky, fuel-sour aroma, medium-to-high resin output, and a balanced hybrid effect that leans slightly euphoric. It is often used to indicate the strain was selected in a region and preserved for its consistent performance.
Cranberries and frogs actually share a wetland habitat! Cranberry bogs provide the perfect environment for frogs to thrive! They help control insects naturally, while the frogs benefit from the clean, acidic water cranberries grow in. So next time you sip a Cran-Razz seltzer, picture a happy frog chilling in a cranberry bog, living its best life.
Expect a mild, calming buzz, with zero risk of a hangover. Grab another can as needed.
Onset time: ~10-15m
Ratio: 1:1 CBD & THC.
Duration: on average you can expect effects to last ~1-4hrs.
Ready to add some sparkle to your day? Our Wild Cherry THC Seltzer combines 5mg THC and 10mg CBD for a crisp, refreshing drink that’s perfect for any occasion. Whether you’re pre-gaming, lounging by the pool, or just making any day feel like Friday, this seltzer brings the flavor and the fun. Sip it solo or mix it into your favorite juice for a little extra kick.
Our Wild Cherry THC Seltzer took home a gold medal at the 2025 LA Spirits “High Spirits” Awards! Our Ruby Grapefruit got platinum… it’s created some tension between them. ??????
Fun fact: On average, a cherry tree can produce around 7,000 cherries in a season. Which is exactly how many we wish we could fit in each can—but we packed in just the right amount of flavor instead.
Expect a mild, calming buzz, with zero risk of a hangover. Grab another can as needed.
Onset time: ~10-15m
Ratio: 1:1 CBD & THC.
Duration: on average you can expect effects to last ~1-4hrs.