Genetics: Gary Payton x Greasy Runtz Type: Indica Hybrid Summary: Greasy Gary is a showstopper, blending bold aromas and powerhouse effects into one unforgettable experience. Its terpene-rich scent is like a carnival for your nose—think gassy sweetness, citrus candy, creamy dough, and a playful dash of funky play-doh. Visually, it’s a stunner, with deep purples and blacks, vibrant greens, and a heavy coat of trichomes that glisten like it’s ready for the spotlight, accented by amber hairs for extra flair. The flavor? Just as complex as the aroma, with creamy, dank, and sweet citrus undertones that stick around like a good song on repeat. The high hits fast and hard with a euphoric “brain-dead” buzz, perfect for melting away stress, paired with a moderate body high that makes pain relief feel like a breeze. Designed for the seasoned crowd, its balanced effects let you vibe all day, even with its Indica leanings. Greasy Gary might just become your new favorite co-pilot! Effects: Heavy cerebral high, euphoric, relaxing, and mildly sedative. Some may find alleviation from chronic pain, stress, mood elevation, and mild anxiety relief.

Genetics: Chemdog x OG Kush Summary: Evan’s OG Kush is a dynamic strain from DNA Genetics and represents a blend of iconic genetics, combining the classic OG Kush with Chemdog, yet distinctly different than OG Chem. Originating from a rich lineage that includes Northern California strains crossed with Chemdog, Lemon Thai, and a Hindu Kush from Amsterdam, Evan’s OG Kush carries forward a legacy of robust and complex flavors of lemon-pine fuel. The introduction of OG Kush to Los Angeles in 1996 by Matt “Bubba” Berger marked a pivotal moment in cannabis history, with its genetics serving as the backbone for many renowned West Coast strains. Our Evan’s OG Kush has been bred to embody the original, classical OG Kush. This strain is ideal for those looking to explore their creative side or elevate their mood after a stressful day. Effects: Cerebral and physical, offering a balanced experience. Users may experience uplifting and euphoric effects that can mend stress, fatigue, and anxiety.

Genetics: Blueberry White Rhino x Neville’s Haze

Night Charmer is a testament to the art and science of cannabis breeding, offering a rare and delightful experience that captivates and comforts. Custom bred with genetics from Stray Bioscience, our version is a sativa-dominant hybrid that unites the flavorful Blueberry White Rhino with the legendary Neville’s Haze, resulting in a cultivar that stands out as one of the world’s rarest hazes. Its distinct profile of lime and gas, complemented by underlying notes of peach, butter, and citrus, presents a complex and inviting aroma and taste that is quintessentially haze.

Effects: Profound sense of relaxation and a tingling sensation that envelops the body, fostering a serene and tranquil state. Enduring effects make it an ideal companion for evenings or moments when unwinding is paramount. Night Charmer is used by some to address anxiety, pain, and loss of appetite, and to promote overall comfort and well-being.

Genetics: Late 90s Matanuska Tundra X Unknown

Summary: Our Twister is a sativa-dominant hybrid that has origins from the Matanuska Tundra (a valley in Alaska) and has been crossed with several others over the years to bring out its sativa characteristics. Despite its unassuming appearance of pressed leafy greens with saber-sword blade-shaped leaves, it hides its beauty in crystal-coated foliage and sparse light orange hairs. Best characterized as a tinny, earthy haze, there are also notes of sage, lime, and citrus. The invigorating effects remain cerebrally locked throughout the experience, making it ideal for creative endeavors and social engagements.

Effects: Many experience creativity, playfulness, and opening up to conversation. This blend not only promises a stimulating high but also delivers a rich tapestry of tropical and earthy flavors, making it a multifaceted strain suitable for various settings and activities.

Genetics: Belly Doughnuts x Dream Panties

Type: Sativa Hybrid

Summary: Royal Blue Dream brings a modern spin to a legendary lineage. This hybrid is the total package—balancing euphoric upliftment with deep, calming relaxation that feels like a mini vacation for your mind and body. Its flavor profile? Oh, just ripe strawberries, candied citrus, and creamy vanilla—basically dessert in cannabis form. Inhale for a burst of juicy berry sweetness and exhale into a tropical fruit candy wonderland. The high kicks off with a wave of mental euphoria, perfect for sparking creativity and banishing stress, then gently transitions into a soothing physical calm that stops short of sleep. Whether you’re painting masterpieces, partying with friends, or simply unwinding after a marathon day, Royal Blue Dream is here to rule your world.

Effects: Euphoric, uplifting, creative, and relaxing. Some may find relief from Stress, anxiety, depression, mild pain, and fatigue.

Genetics: Cereal Milk x Cookie Blizzard Summary: White Blizzard comes from Elev8 seeds and merges the exceptional genetics of Cookie Blizzard and Cereal Milk. Cookie Blizzard (a cross of Cookies ‘n’ Cream and MAC1) is renowned for its intense frostiness and sweet terpene profile. Cereal Milk brings a nostalgic, creamy sweetness reminiscent of the sugary milk left after a bowl of fruity cereal. White Blizzard stands out with its large, resin-coated buds that shimmer with frost. This strain, like a bowl of your favorite cereal, is a terrific way to start your day or for users looking for a daytime high. Effects: Euphoric, uplifting, and relaxed. Many also find alleviation from anxiety and daily discomforts.

Genetics: Runtz x Cherry Pie Summary: A delightful hybrid strain that is dominated by the terpene limonene, Cherry Runtz offers a fragrant cherry aroma complemented by the luscious flavors of berry and rose. It also contains notable levels of CBG, which contribute to its therapeutic effects. The synergy between THC, CBG, and key terpenes like caryophyllene and linalool enhances mental clarity while soothing the body. An excellent choice for late afternoon or evening use when relaxation and a good night’s sleep are needed. Effects: Induces a fast-acting and long-lasting high that is primarily euphoric and tingly. Arousal and giddiness, transitioning into a relaxed and sleepy state as the session progresses.

Genetics: Unknown, with origins from Orange Hill, Jamaica Lamb’s Bread is a celebrated sativa strain, shrouded in the mystique of unknown genetic origins but deeply rooted in Jamaican cannabis culture. It boasts uniquely shaped, light green buds that strikingly resemble balls of sheep’s wool, offering a visual testament to its name. Lamb’s Bread is renowned not just for its appearance but for its vibrant effects and historical significance, reportedly a favorite of the legendary Bob Marley. This strain encapsulates the energetic and uplifting essence of sativas, providing users with a surge of creativity and a joyful, giddy demeanor that virtually guarantees an “almost permanent smile.” Its pungent cheesy aroma is complemented by a sweet yet spicy flavor. Lamb’s Bread also offers herbal notes with undertones of wood and sage for a taste and aroma that are as complex as they are enjoyable. Effects: Burst of energy and upliftment, fostering a state of creative euphoria that is both inspiring and invigorating. Ideal for those looking to enhance creativity, increase their energy levels, or simply enjoy a profound sense of happiness and well-being. Lamb’s Bread is used by some to address chronic stress/fatigue, anxiety, depression, and mild insomnia.

Genetics: Gary Payton x Apple Mints

Type: Indica Hybrid

Summary: Gargantua from Clearwater Genetics is like the heavyweight champ of cannabis strains, born from a star-studded match-up of Gary Payton and Apple Mints. This isn’t your average strain—it brings a sweet and sour apple candy aroma straight to your nostrils like your childhood treats decided to grow up and party. With its knockout potency, it’s best reserved for the cannabis pros who know their way around the ring. The effects? A perfect one-two punch of mellow euphoria and deep relaxation, making it a solid choice whether you’re tackling the day or just kicking back.

Effects: Euphoria, calmness, and relaxation. Some may find alleviation from stress, anxiety, mild pain, and insomnia.

“Kushberry Burger” is a powerhouse trifecta that brings together the best of flavor, potency, and relaxation. Kush Mints delivers a smooth, minty freshness, Blueberry Syrup adds a sweet, fruity kick, and Donny Burger rounds it out with a funky, savory finish. The result is a complex and flavorful smoke that starts with a euphoric mental lift before melting into a deeply soothing body high. Perfect for winding down after a long day, sparking creativity, or simply enjoying a laid-back night with good vibes and even better snacks.

Grease Bucket is an indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain resulting from the cross between Garlic Cookies and Banana Punch. This strain is known for its sticky texture and pungent aroma, featuring notes of gasoline and brown sugar.

Experience the heavenly aroma and blissful effects of Banana Cookies, a beloved Indica-dominant hybrid. This strain, a cross between Platinum OG and Sour Diesel, delivers a potent punch of relaxation while maintaining an uplifting cerebral high. Its signature banana flavor, complemented by earthy undertones, will tantalize your senses. Enjoy a sense of tranquility and stress relief with Banana Cookies.