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Hamilton Farms GG#4

Genetics: Chem Sister x Sour Dubb x Chocolate Diesel

Type: Hybrid

Comprehensive Summary:
GG4, aka Gorilla Glue #4, is the heavyweight champ of sticky weed. Famous for its massive trichome production and sky-high potency, this strain glues you right to the couch. It hits fast with an intense cerebral buzz, followed by a heavy body stone that doesn’t let go. Expect earthy, piney, and diesel flavors with a punch that leaves no doubts about its reputation.

Effects: Euphoric, heavy, sedating, and relaxing. Some may find alleviation from chronic pain, stress, insomnia, and depression.

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Go2 Blue Dream | Shake

A classic crowd-pleaser. Blue Dream delivers smooth, balanced effects with sweet berry flavor and a touch of earthiness. This shake is perfect for rolling or packing bowls when you want uplifting vibes and easy relaxation.

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Hamilton Farms Hawaiian Snow Cone

Lineage: Detroit Runtz × Hawaiian Plushers

Hawaiian Snowcone is a tropical treat with a mischievous streak. This vibrant hybrid mixes the candy-coated chaos of Detroit Runtz with the fruity island vibes of Hawaiian Plushers, creating a flavor bomb that’s equal parts sugary citrus, ripe berries, and icy gas. It’s like a snowcone spiked with sunshine and just a hint of trouble. Expect smooth, colorful nugs that smell like a fruit stand on fire—in the best way. A great daytime go-to when you want to keep your head in the clouds but your feet (mostly) on the ground.

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The Blues Brothers Mule Fuel | 5pk Pre-Roll

Sit back and relax with this sedating strain. Mule Fuel delivers a pleasant body buzz, alleviating tension and stress. It provides rest and rejuvenation. Mule Fuel has an impressive fuel-like tangy flavor that lasts upon exhale.
Indica Hybrid
Lineage: GMO X Mendo Montage
Aroma/Flavors: Pungent Diesel, Fruity
Ailments: Stress Relief, Depression, Anxiety Relief, Sleeplessness
Effects: Euphoria, Relaxing, Sleepiness, Sedative

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Jerzy Landscapes Apples and Bananas | Single Pre-Roll

Jerzy Landscapes’ Apples & Bananas 1g pre-roll delivers a smooth, uplifting smoke packed with flavor. Crafted from premium whole flower—not shake—this convenient pre-roll brings the same quality you expect from the full eighth in a ready-to-spark format.

A sativa-leaning hybrid with lineage from Platinum Cookies × Granddaddy Purple × Blue Power × Gelatti, this strain offers an immediate heady, creative, and euphoric high—perfect for daytime sessions, mood boosts, or getting inspired.

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Jerzy Landscapes Sour Diesel

Sour Diesel delivers an energizing, head-first ride that sparks creativity and keeps the day moving without weighing you down. With debated roots tracing back to Super Skunk and Chemdog, this sativa-leaning classic is all about bright mental momentum and an upbeat, get-after-it vibe. It’s a go-to choice for daytime sessions when you want to feel lifted, focused, and fully switched on.

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The Blues Brothers Mule Fuel

Sit back and relax with this sedating strain. Mule Fuel delivers a pleasant body buzz, alleviating tension and stress. It provides rest and rejuvenation. Mule Fuel has an impressive fuel-like tangy flavor that lasts upon exhale.
Indica Hybrid
Lineage: GMO X Mendo Montage
Aroma/Flavors: Pungent Diesel, Fruity
Ailments: Stress Relief, Depression, Anxiety Relief, Sleeplessness
Effects: Euphoria, Relaxing, Sleepiness, Sedative

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Locals Only Orange Push Pop | Wet Badder

Orange Push Pop is a delightful hybrid born from the fusion of Triangle Kush and Orange Cookies. This strain serves up a smooth, uplifting buzz that melts away stress, while leaving your body with a gentle, tingling sensation. Even though it’s indica-leaning, Orange Push Pop is chill enough for a laid-back, all-day smoke session. Perfect for beginners, its mellow effects offer a sweet intro to cannabis. With creamy orange flavors and a touch of vanilla in the aroma, many fans say it’s like puffing on a cannabis-infused creamsicle.

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