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Select Briq 2g – Unicorn Piss

Unicorn Piss Strain Information & Effects
Unicorn Piss is a balanced hybrid strain with a genetic foundation from Zkittlez ZOZ and Cat Piss strains. Making it suitable for users seeking mood enhancement and creativity. This strain is known for its uplifting and relaxing effects, providing a mellow yet euphoric experience. Additionally, it is reported to help alleviate symptoms of chronic pain, mood swings, depression, anxiety, and stress, with a flavor profile that includes sweet and lemony notes.

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Select Briq 2g – Sour Diesel

Sour Diesel, also known as “Sour D” and “Sour Deez,” is a popular hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Chemdawg and Super Skunk. Sour Diesel effects are dreamy, cerebral, fast-acting and energizing. This strain features a pungent flavor profile that smells like diesel. Medical marijuana patients choose Sour Diesel to help relieve symptoms associated with depression, pain, and stress.

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Select Briq 2g – Strawberry Cheesecake

Strawberry Cheesecake is a 70% indica-dominant hybrid strain created from a cross of Cheese, Chronic, and White Widow genetics. This strain is known for its sweet, dessert-like flavor profile and is popular among users for its balanced effects.

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Select Briq 2g – Blueberry Muffin

It is a cross between Blueberry and Purple Panty Dropper, developed by the Humboldt Seed Company. This strain is known for its distinctive aroma reminiscent of freshly baked blueberry muffins and offers relaxing effects that can be both calming and euphoric.

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Pete’s Farmstand Heidi OG | Small Buds

Potent, flavorful, and perfectly balanced—Pete’s Farmstand Headi OG Smalls deliver a premium hybrid experience in a 7g bag of smaller, trichome-rich buds. Don’t let the size fool you—these nugs are packed with full potency, bold aroma, and smooth-burning quality.

Headi OG blends classic earthy gas with citrus zest and herbal spice, creating a robust flavor profile that satisfies every time. The hybrid effects hit both body and mind, offering uplifting euphoria and mental clarity followed by a mellow, relaxing body calm, great for any time of day.

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Garden Greens Lemon Cherry Gelato

Lemon Cherry Gelato (Gelato x Zkittlez) is an old school favorite—so much so that running joke is that everything “candy” we like is actually just LCG renamed. Well, jet’s clear things up: this is the OG LCG. It’s not Black Cherry Runtz (or obama runtz, or kamikazi, or even Deez runtz), It’s not Lemon Cherry Zkittlez. Think it might be Pink Runtz? Nope. Super Lemon Cherry? Super nope. That “mystery bag” your plug swore was exclusive? He lied, but that was probably LCG. Our Lemon Cherry Gelato is bright, citrusy, and creamy with a cherry kick that makes it one of our all time favorites. The high lifts you up with a euphoric burst before settling into a smooth, mellow calm. It’s a balanced hybrid, perfect for when you want to keep your vibe light but grounded.

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RYTHM OMG | Disposable

With heavy-hitting potency, flavor and value, our Full Spectrum formula is a high-terpene extract oil that’s all about preserving and elevating the natural flavor and aroma profiles of our strains. Full Spectrum captures and amplifies terps, delivering a powerful, smooth-hitting experience that stays true to the plant-just as our growers intended.

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RYTHM Jet Fuel OG | Live Resin Disposable

A hybrid strain with frosty, dense buds that hit the nose with a pungent diesel aroma layered with earthy undertones. Its smooth, potent smoke delivers a balanced experience, combining clear-headed focus with deep relaxation, making it ideal for both daytime creativity and evening unwinding.

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Dogwalkers Kong x AD4 | Single Infused Pre-Roll

Dogwalkers Infused Show Dog “STAY” Big Pre-Roll offers 1g of hybrid flower infused with best-in-show diamonds in a single format. Conveniently packaged in an on-the-go tube, each Big Show Dog is crafted with strain-specific premium flower and diamonds; never shake, stems or seeds. Dogwalkers donates a portion of proceeds from every product sold to deserving animal shelters across the country.

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Dogwalkers Confidential Cherries | Single Pre-Roll

Dogwalkers “SIT” Big Dog pre-roll offers 1g of indica-leaning flower in a single format. Conveniently packaged in an on-the-go tube, each Big Dog is crafted with strain-specific premium flower; never shake, stems or seeds. Dogwalkers donates a portion of proceeds from every product sold to deserving animal shelters across the country.

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